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  ILLUSTRATIONS BY JUAN ORTIZ

  Except Chapter Three by Vince Musacchia and

  Chapter Thirty-One by the author

  Cover illustration by Juan Ortiz

  Photography by David Johnston

  Design Jada D’Lee

  Models: Erik Odom & Anais Mendoza

  Copyright © 2013 by Ruth Clampett. All rights reserved.

  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. All rights reserved. No part of this publication can be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission in writing from the author or publisher.

  First Electronic Edition: April 2013

  For my Dad who taught me to set my imagination free

  and that an artist needs to takes risks with a brave heart.

  For my Mom who showed me that strength of character

  and kindness will lift you out of darkness.

  But most of all for my daughter, Alex

  my inspiration, my best girl.

  From the day you were born I knew

  we would share a brilliant journey.

  Your shine has led the way.

  Table of Contents

  Chapter One — I’m in Love

  Chapter Two — Chivalry 101

  Chapter Three — Buttering Her Up

  Chapter Four — Goodbye Geek World

  Chapter Five — Closed for Business

  Chapter Six — Yoga Pants

  Chapter Seven — I am Clark Kent

  Chapter Eight — Hearts Unfolding

  Chapter Nine — Extra-Special Best Friends

  Chapter Ten — Right Girl, Wrong Time

  Chapter Eleven — Man With a Tux

  Chapter Twelve — A Very Small Banana

  Chapter Thirteen — And the Award Goes to…

  Chapter Fourteen — A School-Night Sleepover

  Chapter Fifteen — A New Man

  Chapter Sixteen — Santa, the Easter Bunny and Brooke

  Chapter Seventeen — Magic Jeans

  Chapter Eighteen — How to Woo a Girl

  Chapter Nineteen — Stalking 101

  Chapter Twenty — A Two-Way Woo

  Chapter Twenty-One — Master of the Woo

  Chapter Twenty-Two — Indy Gets His Princess

  Chapter Twenty-Three — Animal Style

  Chapter Twenty-Four — The End of the Woo

  Chapter Twenty-Five — What’s Mine is Yours?

  Chapter Twenty-Six — Calling on Wonder Woman

  Chapter Twenty-Seven — Persuasion

  Chapter Twenty-Eight — Home Delivery

  Chapter Twenty-Nine — Wounded Soldiers

  Chapter Thirty — Making Magic

  Chapter Thirty-One — A Picket Fence and Pixar

  Acknowledgements

  About the Author

  Animate Me / Chapter One / I’m in Love

  an-i-mate verb ’a-ne-met 1. to bring to life 2. To give spirit and vigor to 3. To make appear to move for a cartoon

  There you go with the breasts too big again.

  I rub my eraser over the sketchbook page and brush the crumbs away before reworking my lines over the ghosted image. With each stroke of the pencil my dream girl comes to life, her heart-shaped face graced with huge blue eyes and plump bow lips.

  Oh, how I want to kiss those lips

  My pencil trails down to define her shapely thighs leading up to her small waist, just below the finale of her perfect breasts. I erase the rough sketch lines under the final clean pencil. Yes…there, she’s just right. I may not be so comfortable talking to girls, but I sure know how to draw them. I hold my sketchbook up to admire her before setting it down next to the cash register.

  At least I’m over my huge-breast obsession. Holy hell, during the months where I had newly discovered online porn I just kept drawing them bigger and bigger. If those girls had been real, they would have toppled over. Picasso had his blue period; I had my breast period. Eventually I got bored with the mechanical episodes of online porn. Now I’ve matured to studying vintage pin-up girls and reading graphic novels that still leave something to the imagination. As a result, my work is more refined, well, not really…but at least in that regard. My girls are safe from toppling over now.

  Hearing a cough, I push my glasses up my nose and look over at the kid still transfixed in the new release section of the Playstation 3 aisle. He handles each cellophane-wrapped game like it’s a treasure, a sacred gift from the video game gods. I have a fondness for this kid, Theo, who comes to the store every Saturday while his mom gets a manicure on the other end of the strip mall. He reminds me of myself at that age, a social misfit who couldn’t look people in the eye. Now I chat with customers when I ring up their purchases. This is certainly progress for a guy like me who didn’t start talking until he was four.

  I let Theo fondle the packages knowing full well that he hasn’t saved enough allowance to make a purchase this week. He blew his wad last Saturday on the latest Dragon Age release. When a car honks just outside the door, he turns to me and waves.

  “See you next week, Nathan,” he calls out before he runs through the door and slips into his mom’s SUV.

  When I was his age, I spent my Saturdays with my parents at my brother Curtis’ various sporting events, grateful to have my sketchbook and pencils while I sat through hour after tedious hour of games. I learned early on how to get lost in the page and create worlds in my head where I could escape. Nothing’s changed, just now I’m getting paid to draw as a studio animator, and I sure as heck don’t have to go to sports games.

  I pull out my colored pencils and start back in on my drawing when the door rings indicating a new customer. I look up in time to see a flash of female before she heads down one of the side aisles. A rush of adrenaline surges through me.

  No…it couldn’t be. Not her. She is not here shopping at Jimmy’s Geek World. Impossible. No.

  I close my eyes and count backwards from ten to try to calm myself. Around four, I give up and lean forward to see if my imagination was playing tricks on me.

  She steps into the center aisle and strides towards me in slow motion, the sway of her hips distracting me from her black leather boots that lace all the way up to her knees. She has on a short pleated skirt and a vintage looking T-shirt with faded type that says The Sex Pistols. I sway and grab the edge of the counter to steady myself.

  “Hey,” she calls out with the bow lips parted just so. “Can you help me?” Her long auburn hair looks like spun silk and cascades down her back like those happy girls in shampoo commercials.

  Can I help you? I repeat to myself, confused. Brooke Tobin, the woman of my dreams, my obsession from afar, appears to need me. I note that this is where my fantasy usually starts, before it ends with me fondling her in the stockroom. Today it is real and I must rise to the occasion.

  “Sure, what can I help you with?” I cringe. My response is a little too enthusiastic but she seems unfazed. I can tell she has no idea who I am.

  “I need a cord thingy for my computer, and I’m not sure which one.”

  Thingy? I smile as I step out from behind the counter and move authoritatively towards the thingy section. “Do you need a USB?”

  “What’s that?” She arches her brow and folds her arms like I’ve asked about a sexually transmitted disease instead of her port entries.

  “A USB cord? The USB connection simplifies the process of connecting peripherals to the computer and offers much higher data transfer rates.” I push my thick, black–framed glasses back up my nose hoping she’s impressed.

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p; Her hands move to her hips, and she steps closer then leans towards my chest. My breath catches until I realize that she is reading my name printed on the lip of my pocket protector.

  “Na-than?” she half questions, half confirms. “I think now’s a good time to tell you that I don’t speak tech geek. Can you give it to me straight so I’ll know what you’re talking about? I just want a cord thingy so I can hook my old computer to my new one.”

  Considering my track record with impressing women, I shouldn’t be surprised that she doesn’t appreciate my vast technological know-how. Looking down at my feet, I desperately wish the phone would ring or something so I could step away for a moment and gather my thoughts, but the store is quiet as a tomb.

  I’ve imagined talking and being with her for so long that my misstep has me unraveling. I don’t want to mess up my one big chance to make a favorable impression. I fear she’s already concluded I’m a freak.

  When I look back up she has a broad grin on her face. “Cord thingy, Nathan?”

  I reach for the USB’s. “This is probably what you need. Do you know if it is a male to male connection?”

  “I highly doubt it. Not my computer,” she snickers.

  Oh God, she thinks I’m being suggestive with her. I want to disappear. Where’s my cloak of invisibility? I try to regain my composure.

  “Well, you can always try this, and if it doesn’t work you can bring it back,” I offer.

  She twists a lock of hair with her perfect fingers and considers what I’ve said. “Okay.”

  “Anything else?”

  “Nope that’s it.”

  We move towards the register. Sensing she’s right behind me, I can smell her perfume, subtle and quiet like pears on a summer morning.

  She pulls a wallet with a dangling Hello Kitty charm out of her little purse with the really long strap. “How much do I owe you?”

  “Twelve forty-nine,” I respond after double-checking the register’s screen.

  When she starts to set her money down I realize that my sketchbook’s still open. I yank it off the counter so fast that the pencil and eraser take flight. Then I snap the book closed before she has time to really study the image.

  She tips her head sideways. “Was that your drawing?”

  “Yes,” I mumble.

  “Are you an artist?”

  I can’t lie. She may recognize me at work now. “Yeah…well, actually, I’m an animator.”

  She lights up, her eyes bright and happy. “Really? I work in animation.”

  “I know. I work at Sketch Republic too. You’re Brooke in development, right?”

  Good, that sounded cool…believable—like I don’t dream about her all day and draw her naked late at night.

  “Oh, you work there too. Sorry I didn’t recognize you. Yes, I’m in development even though what I really wanted was to be an animator. I just didn’t have the talent for it so I focused on what I’m good at. What show are you on?”

  “Bernie and the Beaver Patrol with Joel’s team. My buddy, Nicholas, is the head writer.”

  “Oh, I love Nick,” she enthuses. “He’s so damn funny.”

  “Yeah, everyone loves him—he’s a riot,” I grumble jealously.

  “So what are you doing here?” she asks, waving her arm across the rows of games and accessories. “Don’t we pay you enough? I thought animators did pretty well.”

  “Oh, it’s not that. My friend’s dad owns the place, and I’ve been helping them out while their manager is out for a few months recovering from knee surgery. I’ve only been doing it on Saturdays.”

  She nods. “Well, show me your work.” She reaches for the sketchbook. “Are you good?”

  I quickly step back, making my sketchbook out of her reach. “I’m really good,” I state confidently. After all, it’s the one thing I know for sure. I have talent; all my CalArts teachers told me so, and I got a studio job right out of school. “I’d love to show you my work, but this is just my scribbling. I want to show you the good stuff.”

  She puts her hand up. “Okay, when you’re ready, I’d be happy to look at your work. You know where to find me.”

  Yes, I’d be happy to find you. If she only knew how long I’ve admired her.

  “Will you remember me if I ask to show you another time? I mean, you must see a lot of artists’ work.”

  Her lips curl up with delight. “Yes, I’m very sure I’ll remember you, Nathan. You’re pretty distinct.”

  I dig my wallet out of my back pocket, open it, then pull out the colorful rectangle. “Here, let me give you my card just in case.” I feel suddenly grateful to my dad who taught me to always carry business cards because you just never knew when opportunity would strike.

  It curls ever so slightly in her palm as she holds it close to read. She flips it over and studies the art on the back. “Nice card,” she affirms before sliding it into her wallet.

  “Thanks,” I respond, trying to read every shade of her expression.

  She looks up at me and studies me for a moment. “So what’s with the bowtie? Is this a fashion statement?”

  I can feel my face get red as I reach up and touch the bowtie that is sewn into my polo shirt. “No, this is the uniform. Can you believe it? And just in case the employees don’t look geeky enough, this outfit seals the deal. We can’t even wear jeans. It’s high-waisted corduroy pants or twill slacks only. When my friend’s dad, the owner, is here, he makes us tuck in our shirts.”

  “Oh, that’s priceless!” she says. “It reminds me of those wild outfits the girls wear at Hot Dog on a Stick.”

  “You don’t really think I’d wear a pocket protector of my own volition do you?”

  “I wasn’t sure. It’s actually kind of sexy in a weird way. I bet you pick up some interesting hotties in that get-up. I bet there’s one waiting for you in the back room.”

  My imagination comes to life as I think of Brooke in the back room.

  “Yeah, we better hurry this up so she doesn’t get jealous,” I reply with a smile, pleased that I’m bantering. That book I read on how to talk to women seems to be paying off.

  “What’s she wearing…your hottie in the backroom?” Brooke is very provocative.

  “Not much.”

  She laughs. God, I love her laugh.

  “Is she tied up?”

  This isn’t helping tame the fantasies I already have about her. Jesus, hold it together man. “Maybe.” I cough nervously.

  “You animators are all pervy,” she snickers. “I love it.”

  She suddenly gets a look in her eyes and leans in closer. “You know you have great teeth. I’m really into teeth…for about five minutes in high school I thought about going to dental school. But when I realized that I wouldn’t just be in sexy mouths like yours I dropped the idea immediately.”

  “Thank you.” I smile broadly so that my teeth are showcased nicely. Her off-handed comment about being in my sexy mouth is creating some wild visuals in my head, but I try to refocus.

  She appears to like, or at least tolerate geeks, and she definitely likes my teeth. I’m on her radar now, so winning her heart, although unlikely, is no longer up against insurmountable odds. Now it would just be equivalent to winning the lottery and people win the lottery all the time…right?

  She reaches toward me to take the bag and her change. “So maybe I’ll see you at work.”

  “Yeah, let me know if your connections work…you know the male to female thing.”

  Her resulting smile would melt glaciers, and I feel my heart swell inside my chest. I’ve never felt like this with anyone before. I swear this is love; what else could it possibly be? I want to pull her into my arms and never let her go.

  “I’ll do that,” she says, then turns on her heel and walks towards the door.

  I watch every move, committing it to memory…my fingers itching to wrap around a pencil and capture her on paper so that she’ll always be with me.

  Her pale, slender hand reaches
for the door, and as she pulls it open she turns back toward me, self-assured enough to know that I’m still watching her. “You know, Nathan, don’t let the cool clothes fool you. Deep down I’m a fan-girl geek…always have been, always will be. All my favorite people are too. Us geeks are the cool ones, because we are who we are; we don’t try to be anyone else. Right?”

  Although I am doubtful of her declaration, I nod and smile at her before she steps from the shadow of the doorway into the sun. The girl I adore glows in the warm light, brighter than anyone else passing by. As she shimmers and moves away I realize that there is no question in my mind, even if it defies logic or reason.

  I am in love.

  Animate Me / Chapter Two / Chivalry 101

  “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “Yes Brain, but why does the chicken cross the road if not for love?” ~Pinky and the Braini

  I pull into the parking garage and scan the reserved spots looking for Brooke’s metallic, pale-green Prius. I usually come in before her, and today is no exception. Yet this morning the feeling of seeing her empty spot is different. Now that we’ve made a connection, I feel protective of her, curious about where she is and what she’s doing.

  It occurs to me that she could be with that idiot Arnauld, who she’s rumored to be dating. The jealous beast roars inside of me. Arnauld’s an asshole, and he doesn’t deserve the perfection that is Brooke. I notice his space is empty as well, and my stomach tenses as I realize that there is every possibility that they are together right now: in the final throes of morning sex, or soaped up and showering together, or perhaps arguing as to who finished off the last of the milk for their Lucky Charms. Damn him.

  I sigh heavily as I blend into the group of employees streaming out of the parking structure and marching towards the building.

  I feel so different today as I go through the main entrance and walk past the neon-lit Sketch Republic sign. I am different; I want something now that I gave up wanting a long time ago. The idea of wrapping my arms around a girl and kissing her has suddenly become tangible. I want Brooke to be that girl, and that feeling’s like stretchy cellophane pulled tightly around me.